Have you Seen This Cabbage?

Green. Leafy. Bad attitude. Last spotted chain-smoking in a gas station parking lot and whispering unsolicited advice to confused lesbians. May or may not be wearing a wig. 

This isn’t your average produce—it’s the star of Dearly’s upcoming single, “Cabbage in the Ashtray.” A chaotic, queer indie-pop fever dream; the song captures that weird, manic feeling where heartbreak meets hilarity and you’re left dyeing your hair green in a bathroom with a cabbage whispering sweet nothings in your ear.

This site is your official HQ for all things cabbage-coded.

Expect propaganda. Missing posters. Disguises. Unhinged merch. Maybe even answers.

If you’ve ever cried glitter tears in a car with no AC, or asked a vegetable for dating advice—you might already be under the cabbage’s spell.

xoxo Dearly